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Sunday, 31 March 2013

Google Nose Beta for April fool day

Yeah Google Nose Beta is launching!!!
So, click on somethong on Google Homepage. A new button GOOGLE NOSE BETA. Yeah you cna now smell everything using this google application.
Type smelly breath, farts, cake or cars and you will automatcially get the smell. It's new but will only last for one day so everyone in hte world will appear ridiculous smelling his or her own computer.
Google Nose, smelling is believing


Google Nose when smelling your grandma's breath is possible

Friday, 29 March 2013


Pastor Martin Ssempa: Good Morning everyone! My name is Pastor Doctor Ssempa. I'm here in the capacity as the chairman of the national test froces against Homosexuality in Uganda.

We are making legilsations to make sure that Sodomy and Homosexuality neeeva sees the light of Legality in this land of the part of Africa!

I have taken time to doa little resarch to know what Homosexuals are doing while in the privacy of their bedrooms. One of the things they do is called " Ano (Anal) l*cking" where a man  inas is lick like dis by the other person's rect*m. 

[interruption] Muslim attendant:"Like ice cream". Like Ice cream. And then what happene even poo poo comes out, even if poo's oute and then they eat the poo poo!

 And then what they duwu, is they have a sex practic called "FIST*NG"!!! When deye insert their hands into the other man's hand and it goes all th..into the inas all the way. And it is so PAINFUL they have to take drugs!

Drugs used when fisting

But they injoy IT!

                                Now, if we have any children, Please! Step out!
This is a parental guidance moment! Eh that tchayde can du move out. So, I've doen resarch.

 Namba One, you can see a man hiya, having the sucked the other person's rectum and the ada person is poopooing.
 And this other one is eating the poo poo all over the place. Huh? Tell me! When you have a law agaisnt Homosexuality, ii, do you seye:"Accept Eating Poo Poo?"

 I mean eh "Look at this guy sincerely!" Bishop! AAAaahhhrg...Stagalayfuysaahaa!!!


 We Do Not want this SICKNESS! THIS IS SICK and it's there for deviants, we do NOT want it!

At church:

Now, they start off by touching each other's genitals and by smelling each ada. Then this one sneeze as the poo poo all over the person's face.

 And as if it was not enough, he puts their hand deePPAAAAAaaaahhh!!!!!!!!

As Africans we want to ask Barrack Obama to explain to us

 "Is this what he wants to bring to Africa as a human RIGHT???? To eat DA POO POO of awa CHHILDREEeeeeennn!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: NO! NO! NO! No, No, NOOOOOOOOhhh!!!!!!

Full videos of Dr Pastor Martin Ssempa against gay rights

Thursday, 28 March 2013

NASA The Big Liar and Neil DeGrasse Tyson their accomplice

Neil DeGrasse Tyson is very tired, very tired of the fake devices sent by NASA. He also receives threats! threats of death if he doesn't do what those people in high authorities in the agency tell him to do. He is very scared but also very angry. There is a lot of disinformation and corruption going on. Neil DeGrasse Tyson watches what those people are doing, he is always scared, he doesn't tell to the public. This is his own personal secret and he wishes he could confess to someone. He is very angry, but also bored of the world which doesn't know anything and which is very misinformed. People are so stupid. He knows what disinformation those secret fractions in high power in NASA are going to show. At any time, Neil DeGrasse Tyson will defends himself. He knows all the evil plans behind NASA. NASA can destroy us at any moment. And NASA may destroy Neil DeGrasse Tyson's life at any time. They have shown him what they are capable of. They have power but also highly highly advanced technology beyond our imagination and beyond what we are familiar with. He really hates that. He hates those fake devices sent to space that are publicly shown to the world and Neil DeGrasse Tyson stays awake at night doing what he has to do. They also do not give him enough freedom. But the world is still happy, the world is manipulated, but they are not aware of that and Neil DeGrasse Tyson knows, he is powerless, NASA is very EVIL and DESTRUCTIVE with very dark intentions. Neil DeGrasse Tyson hates them and he is very anguish about that. He really cannot rest because of  what'ss going on. He doesn't even like the happy face he has to show to the world. When someone asks him some questions, he stays alert and really make sure he doesn't ask a tough one. He really hates NASA. When he laughs he doesn't really laughs, there is still anger and hate. He wishes he could leave NASA but he is not allowed.
                  "NASA is nothing more than a cover-up for something much more EVIL"

The truth about Obama: Obama too has really evil intentions. He is in the sides of the dark ones and he is doing well his job. His intentions are very bad for the world.

"Space is a wave; among their technological advancement, they can control and distort the flow of that wave which is space."

The follwing contains more proof: What scientists and astronomers hide to the public

Wednesday, 27 March 2013

Keep it dat cool Bro!

Pure Randomness

A believer in evolution is someone who mocks those who believe in a talking snake, but is convinced he himself  is a tlaking primate

Ray Comfort-2013




                                    10 facebook commandements

  1. Thou shalt join Facebook your only social network.
  2. Thou shall write on Facebook all your life, all your thoughts and all your hearts.
  3. Remember the birthdays of  your friends and do not change your name in vain.
  4. Thou shalt add your father and your mother.
  5. Thou shalt not block friends
  6. Thou shalt not delete friends
  7. Thou shalt add your enemies as you added your friends.
  8. Thou shalt like every comment on your status
  9. Thou shalt reply every message on your chat and not bear any false relationship
  10. Thou shalt never quit Facebook.

So u got it?  Friends Toys

Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Conversation between two twin brothers within the Womb

Jack is the Atheist baby and Jeff is the religious baby

Jack: Have you ever wonder if we could  be able to move at will..I mean moving in an ever ending surrounding. Like if the womb would never stop expanding.

Jeff: It sounds cool

Jack: Do you think there is a world outside the womb, like do you think there is another reality beyond the womb?

Jeff: Of course, I believe it, when we leave this world,, we go to a next world.

Jack; That's ridiculous! I don't believe in life after birth.

Jeff: So what do you believe in?

Jack; When we leave the womb. Our lives are finished. Period

Jeff; So what is the meaning of life?

Jack;: We just grow, get nurtured, dwell in that water, after 9 months when the womb get too short for our size, it's time to leave and we are born.

Jeff: That's not a meaning of life?

Jack: What your meaning of life?

Jeff: This Life jack is just a preparation for our life in the next world. In the next world, we will see Mom and we will be happy and that life will last for hundreds of months.

Jack: You do not need to create an eternal life in order to justify a meaning to your life. This life is good already.

Jeff: These are just small pleasures. In life after birth, we will be able to walk, see the light, the light there is much more intense than the light here, the colors are wonderful, the food tastes better, you feel more alive and more aware than you have ever been, you will see babies that had lived in this womb before and it will be a time for rejoicing.

Jack: Your arguments are nonsense. Eating through our mouth? What evidence do you have to make such statements. You know it is our umbilical cord that gives us life, once we exit the womb, this cord is broken therefore our lives are ended. Also, the water is evacuated too, so there is no way of your "eternal life" to exist. No movement in your fancy world.

Jeff: You know these are things you can't comprehend. You are now living in the prenatal world, The post-natal world is incomprehensible to us. Things like walking on our own at will, running...are things that are incomprehensible to you.

Jack: Walking, running these are just your dreams you create from your own mind, I know it looks cool to move this way but you have to be materialist. This is not reality and you have to keep it in mind. I know this life sounds monotonous but you have to accept it the way it is.

Jeff: I guess you don't even believe in Mom.

Jack: Of course no! Why asking me such a dumb question!? You know my answer already.

Jeff: But Mom loves you. She is our supreme being, she is our post-natal mother and there in the eternal life, she is caring about all of us.

Jack: I understand you are someone in need of love but my friendship is not enough for you. Why searching for imaginary friends?

Jeff: The Love of Mom is far more greater than our brotherhood. She really cares about us.

Jack: So how can you explain those times, when I feel lonely, or unhappy and she doesn't help me.

Jeff: She is helping you in many ways, in mysterious ways. She is the one who gives you food so your life can be kept safe, she does all of her possible for us so we can grow up in a safe environment.

Jack: So Why doesn't she just appear to us? Why doesn't she gives material evidence of her existence?

Jeff: But this womb is a proof of her existence! She created us, and she loves us. I feel her, and I can talk to her in some ways and she hears em and talks to me back. This is a proof of her existing. Also, When we leave this world we will see her through different eyes, new eyes. We will see Mom in her purest form and we will experience bliss under her arms forever. Mom is far more greater and powerful than what you could ever imagine, my brother!

Jack: So Mom is an entity that appears just when we are born? That's a nice way from you to prove I'm wrong basing your so-called "facts"on things that are not testable as no one has yet left the womb and came back. So you you hear voices in your head? Mom is talking to you?

Jeff: Yes, I hear her, I feel her warmth, her love for me. I feel her presence everyday! and I feel always better. I know she loves me, she will never abandon me and she knows me intimately and she loves you too. And we are completely dependent on Mom. Look at the beauty around, look how beautiful you are! It all comes from Mom! We are living in Mom's creation. You exist because of Mom. You know, we were created in the image and likeliness of Mom.

Jack: Saying we are completely dependent on your Mom is foolishness. Our existence is limited to the uterine World. The one we can actually see. There is nothing more. All of what you just told me comes from your own imagination.

Jeff: Thinking you are separate from Mom is the first thing that separates you from her creation. You are not self-sufficient. Every breath, hear-beat, feelings are Mom's blessings. You can't exist without Mom and when we will leave together which I hope. We will see Mom and We will also grow mentally. We will become much more greater than what we are now.

Jack: So why don't you just kill yourself so you can see your post-natal loving Mother forever?

Jeff: Killing myself would be a rejection of  Our Mom. It would be a rejection of all the blessings she gives me, love, food, protection. I am living now because Mom wants me to live and grow and enjoy this life which is a gift from her. My own killing would terribly hurt her. I will leave the womb when it is time.When Mom wants me to see her. And I am so excited because it will be very pleasant. I don't think leaving the womb is a painful experience. It is a rebirth to a new life not the end of it. This life here is only a preparation for our post-natal growth. Our next life is what's more important.

Jack: I am tired to argue with a believer nut like you. You are giving me headaches. It's interesting to have fancy ideas when you feel lonely, or when you are in the need of help. But please keep it to yourself. It is really annoying. Live this life because this only what we get for these months. Do not dream about an imaginary world where you can move in an infinite womb with your high-expectancy friends.You can still appreciate the size of the womb and the unlimited number of red cells. Your body evolved from a single cell into a much more complex multicellular organism which is you. Have you ever heard of evolution? There was no intelligent design or super creator behind this. All you see is just random occurrence. Blood and nutrients moving through our streams. There was our conception and nothing before. We are creating our own reality and the womb didn't exist before our Big Bang which started approximately around 6 months ago. We are born into a random womb that will expand to the point it can no longer fit our size and then it is the end. The nothingness, No post-natal life of thousands of months.

Jeff: I am praying for you to know Mom. You are denying Mom but one day you will be surprised. You will be in front of the Mighty being and she will love you despite the fact that you were ignoring her and ridiculing her power. . She is not just my Mom, she is also your Mom. And I am happy She is here among us.

Jack: Well Ciao then.

For more insights on death go to: What people should learn about death